Last December I, in my inebriated state, decided to add some excitement to the Wikipedia article about toast. Apparently this was not a quality addition to the academia surrounding toast, as it was taken down within a minute. The good news? Not only have I attempted such a prestigious contribution, many others have as well. All of these contributions took place during the month of December.
Some people make a small addition or change:
toast is my shit that is put in the toaster and u smell
You know what they say, “All toasters, toast toast!”
Toast is a plant that comes from New Jersey and has its own gravitational pull.
I had sex with your daught.
to do this first fill your bahtub with hot water and plug in. Step in the water and hold the toaster. If you smell something burning its the toast not your skin. Then put jem and jelly on it. To improve put the left hairy nipple of the raccon on the bread and enjoy.
Toast was invented by a famous hippo impressionist, named Clare Joslin in 1752. She uncovered the secrets to browning the bread when she was wallowing in the muddy marshes of South Africa.
Toast is yummy in my tummy and on plates.
And others replace the entire article with a profound statement:
toast is what i usally have 4 breackfast and i like pie
yummm greenway loves toast his imaginary freinds do 2
TOM COYLE ENJOYS TOAST!
TOAST TASTES GOOD WITH POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP SMEERED ON IT
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